A Feline Space Opera – A Short Comic by BingChat

Text and images generated by BingChat, initial creativity, prompt engineering and selection of results by Merijn.

Meet our hero, Captain Squeak. He is a brave and adventurous mouse who loves exploring the galaxy in his spaceship. He has a mission: to find the legendary planet of cheese, where he hopes to find his true happiness.

But Captain Squeak is not alone in his quest. He has enemies: the Furry Feline Friends. They are a cunning group of space spies who want to catch their arch nemesis, the mouse who always escapes their traps. They have a secret weapon: a giant laser cannon that can destroy anything in its path. They will stop at nothing to get their revenge.

The chase is on. Captain Squeak and the Furry Feline Friends are engaged in a fierce space battle, high above a red planet. The cat spaceship is bigger and stronger, but the mouse spaceship is faster and smarter. They fire lasers and missiles at each other, dodging and weaving through the asteroids. Who will win this epic showdown?

Disaster! The Red Claw, the lead cat spaceship, is hit by a feline-seeking missile from Captain Squeak. The villain, Commander Whiskers, quickly jumps through the main viewing screen to escape the blast. His life partner, a beautiful white-nosed patches cat named Fluffy, flashes before his mind’s eye. He remembers their first kiss, their wedding day, their last goodbye. Is this the end for him? Will he ever see her again?

Saved, for now. Commander Whiskers awaits rescue in his escape cat basket, pride hurt but feline fine. He had a close call, but he managed to grab an escape cat basket from the storage room before jumping out of the exploding spaceship. He hopes his crewmates are safe too. He watches as Captain Squeak flies away in his mouse spaceship, victorious. He clenches his paws and hisses: “I’ll get you next time, space mouse! You haven’t seen the last of me!”


I asked BingChat to take a look at this website and this is the resulting exchange. I’m amazed at the power and realism of the interactions with these LLMs and generative AI!




ChatGPT: No-all vs know-all

ChatGPTand similar new models like Stable Diffusion have absolutely amazing capability and potential. However, how useful are they in daily life? Clearly, for ideation, completion and playing around they are great and many examples exist. But with Microsoft integrating ChatGPT in Bing and Google scrambling to finish their Bart, the question rises “Why?”

To me, that does not make sense as these models are not created with that goal in mind. Many searches on Google are for information or for a source that can give you the information you need. I argue that these models do not know enough about the world to be useful replacements for search engines. Enough has been said about the dangers of ChatGPT’s lack of citation and its certainty of being right when it is wrong. I argue that we should not use such models in this literal manner. Arguing is one thing, demonstrating is better so… Let me demonstrate in a manner that hopefully shows you why asking literal or real-world things is not the right way of using these cool new tools.

Imagine I want to navigate Utrecht (a moderate-sized city in the Netherlands). I want to go from Utrecht Central Station to the Dom tower in the historic centre. First, let me ask one of the largest image generation models for a map, using the prompt:

“A realistic map that is suitable for navigation of the city center of Utrecht in the Netherlands”

The result is somewhat similar to how I know Utrecht looks, with canals, concentric rings of road and highways connecting to the outside. It might be my age or having grown unaccustomed to map reading, but it will be a challenge to find my way with this map. And let’s pretend we are not further confused by the Ciuh Cleck title of the map and assume that it AI-ish for Utrecht.

Let’s try again, this time asking for some sort of walking route indicated on the map:

“A realistic map that is suitable for navigation of the innercity center of Utrecht in the Netherlands, highlight the route from Utrecht Central Station to De Dom tower”

Again, not really helpful. But at least I now somewhat recognize the Dom tower on the left one… wait no, the Dom looks different.

OK, let’s move to ChatGPT (finally). Perhaps it can give me some walking instructions. Prompting:

“Give me walking directions from Utrecht Central Station to De Dom tower in Utrecht” does give a very reasonable sounding list of directions.

I am impressed! At first glance, the directions seem reasonable, but the proof is in the pudding. Let’s try walking these instructions.

  1. Exit the main entrance of Utrecht Central Station and turn right onto the Stationsplein.
  2. Cross the street and continue straight ahead on the Stationshal.
  3. Follow the signs for the Hoog Catharijne shopping center and take the escalator up to the shopping center.

Until step three it is going well, although I was a bit confused about how to exit the train station and… there is no escalator up to the shopping centre, but hey… you don’t see that on a map:

Keep going, we are doing well!

  1. Once inside the shopping center, follow the signs for the Vredenburg passage and exit the shopping center through the Vredenburgplein exit.
  2. Turn left onto Vredenburg and continue straight ahead.
  3. At the end of Vredenburg, cross the street and turn right onto Lange Viestraat.

OK, knowing my way around Utrecht I would have turned right on Vredenburg… and most tourists would too as you can pretty much see the Dom tower from there. But perhaps ChatGPT is on to something (a nice tour of the city perhaps)… or maybe not (as you can already see we will be here again). Carrying on:

  1. Continue straight ahead on Lange Viestraat, which will turn into Voorstraat.
  2. Continue on Voorstraat until you reach the Oudegracht canal.
  3. Turn left onto Oudegracht and continue straight ahead, keeping the canal on your left.
  4. You will soon see the Dom tower on your left, at the end of the Oudegracht.
  5. To reach the entrance of the Dom tower, cross the street when you see the tower and turn left onto Domstraat. The entrance is a few steps ahead on your right.

Wow! Eventually, you do get to the Dom tower (with some very liberal interpretation of step 9’s “keep the canal on your left”). The walk will take you considerably longer than the advertised 20-25 minutes though. I am impressed that it got me to my destination, but for now, I will stick to Google or paper maps.

This demonstration hopefully shows that amazing models such as ChatGPT are created with a specific task in mind and that outside of this task cannot perform well. I think the fact that it can still perform tasks outside the domain of “guess the next word” is absolutely amazing and I can see the appeal of trying what it can and cannot do, as evidenced by this blog post. However, it is something else to put in the place of a search engine where people have grown accustomed to finding (mostly) correct information. Google and other search engines do not know all, but clicking on a link in the search results brings you to a website where you can somewhat establish the credibility of the information. With generative models like ChatGPT this is considerably harder. Does that mean we should not use this technology at all? Let’s ask ChatGPT and Google… I leave the trial walking up to you: